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Wednesday, June 23, 2010

Straight Faces

"These are the days of miracle and wonder
And don't smile baby, don't smile
Don't smile"


I got my driver's license photo updated today. I think that if I was writing a book about the current era, I'd title it, "Don't Smile."

But then, I've always had a bit of a glass half empty outlook on things...

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Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Reading the Globe and Mail comment threads and wondering...

Why is Joe Sixpack so hard in the middle? The rest of his life is so soft.

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Wednesday, October 15, 2008

Random Thought for the Day

By 1988, we had created a society which had so many people so worried that 'Don't Worry Be Happy' spent two weeks at number one on the billboard charts and won the Grammy for song of the year. Things have only gotten worse since then.

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Monday, June 06, 2005

Random Thought For the Day

I was reading this article in the Star and a thought occurred to me: maybe Conservative MP Gurmant Grewal really did make a deal with the Liberals - and everything we've seen in the past couple of weeks has been him fulfilling his part of it.

If so I sure hope he got something good in return or the Liberals really ripped him off.

UPDATE: On second thought, this mess makes the Liberals look bad as well as the Conservatives - it must be an NDP plot. And of course, Ujjal Dosanjh is a former leader of the NDP party in B.C. - before *he* suddenly switched parties to join the (federal) Liberals. One switches ahead of time to act as the inside man and another comes along later and pretends to want to switch thus making both the Liberals and Conservatives look really sleazy - brilliant!

With this kind of genius planning, Greg may be right and we could be looking at an NDP government in no time.

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Wednesday, January 26, 2005

Hypothetical Question for the Day

What happens if the democratically elected Iraqi government decides it wants to evict the U.S. army and close off the country to American bases / troop movement?

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Thursday, January 13, 2005

Train of Thought

So Randy Moss was fined $10,000 for pretending to moon the crowd in Green Bay over the weekend. I can't be the only one wondering how much he would have been fined if he had actually done it.

Which makes me wonder about the proper proportion between punishment for doing something and punishment for pretending to do it. What if someone decided to do the (now banned, I believe) throat-slash celebration - what would the fine for that be?

Does the fine for pretending to do something depend on how likely it is that you would actually do it? Or on how disturbing a mental image it creates? Or just the current political climate? Or on the reputation of the person who committed the act in question?

Questions like this always bring me back to the same place - how absurdly complex even the simplest, most trivial things become when they involve human behavior and decision making. It makes me think we may never understand very much about why we act the way we do and we may never develop anything beyond the crudest analytical (as opposed to experience based) ability to predict how people will act in a given situation.

Every person is so unique and every situation so different, that any kind of repeatable experiment, or sample size large enough to analyze seems pretty hard to come by (especially with Terrell Owens injured).

Isaac Asimov postulated, (in his Foundation series) the development of 'psychologists' who, in his meaning of the term, were scientists who had developed an analytical framework for predicting what people would do and how society would evolve (their rules could only predict the actions of a sufficiently large group of people- they couldn't predict individual behavior).

On the other hand, Neil Postman argued in his essay 'Social Science as Moral Theology' (contained within his 'Conscientious Objections') that we are making a serious mistake by confusing science (along with ideas such as the scientific method and mathematical rules) with sociology, or any kind of human behavior. As he says in the intro,
"there is a measure of cultural self-delusion in the prevalent belief that psychologists, sociologists, anthropologists, and other moral theologians and doing something different from storytelling".

Postman's conclusion that all we can really do to try and figure out human behavior is to tell stories (his definition of storytelling includes 'studies' such as Milgram's experiment on obedience) makes sense because stories are really just a recounting of our experience and - in the absence of a rule-based analytical framework - a carefully distilled look at our experience is our only option for trying to understand who we are.

At any rate, I think I lean more towards the Neil Postman view of the world than the Isaac Asimov one. So what's my point, what's the moral of this meandering post? Nothing, it was just a train of thought, that's all.

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Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Random Steven Wright-esque thought for the day

I walked into a store the other day, and the sign by the cash register said, "We will exceed your expectations" So I raised my expectations accordingly.
By the time I walked out of there, I owned the place.

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All right, I'm no Steven Wright, but I can accept that, since he is truly one of a kind.

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Friday, January 07, 2005

Random Thought For the Weekend

Maybe it's just me, but I think that when it's big news that your country's [proposed] Attorney General disavows torture, it may be time to take a step back and think about where your country is at and how it got there.

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