Crawl Across the Ocean

Wednesday, January 12, 2005

Random Steven Wright-esque thought for the day

I walked into a store the other day, and the sign by the cash register said, "We will exceed your expectations" So I raised my expectations accordingly.
By the time I walked out of there, I owned the place.

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All right, I'm no Steven Wright, but I can accept that, since he is truly one of a kind.

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3 Comments:

  • i love your blog ... i have added it to my blogroll. your post on stv was stellar. im totally making you a cool, shiny stv button for your site!

    By Blogger angela, at 4:25 PM  

  • Thanks Angela, I've added your [typepad] Blog to my Blogroll as well. I'll be looking forward to the new button!

    By Blogger Declan, at 3:49 PM  

  • Still waiting for the new STV button:)

    By Blogger Zip, at 10:07 AM  

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