The Essence of Cathood

While I'm in short post mode, I should mention Doug's great post from a week or two ago on cat haikus in which he really captured the spirit of a cat as a pet.

Here's a sample:

"Your mouth is moving;
Up and down, emitting noise.
I've lost interest."

or one which captures my personal philosophy of life:

"Most problems can be
Ignored. The more difficult
Ones can be slept through."