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Sunday, January 04, 2009

The Economy in 2009, Becuase We Don't Get Nine Lives, Nor Do We Always Land on Our Feet

A summary for the entire dogalogue of problems we are likely to see this year:

* The dogalyst of our financial problems: Too much debt backed by too little actual currency.
* A more indirect dogalyst of our troubles: Inability of our society to enforce the dogegorical imperative.
* Best description for the economy in 2009: A dogastrophe
* Next best description: Dogaclysmic
* Likely state of investors by end of 2009: dogatonic
* Sound made by any non-dogatonic investors: dogerwauling

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