The Economy in 2009, Becuase We Don't Get Nine Lives, Nor Do We Always Land on Our Feet
* The dogalyst of our financial problems: Too much debt backed by too little actual currency.
* A more indirect dogalyst of our troubles: Inability of our society to enforce the dogegorical imperative.
* Best description for the economy in 2009: A dogastrophe
* Next best description: Dogaclysmic
* Likely state of investors by end of 2009: dogatonic
* Sound made by any non-dogatonic investors: dogerwauling